official nessy smalls bible authored by riley and huey freeman
Chapter 1: The Birth
There were three wise men known by many names but they are also known as MLK, Tupac, and Biggie
Ness was born on planet Sasuke in the Nigar realm
He had no parents, his only family was the grind, the hood, the gang, and the stacks. His only school was gettin shot as a mid birth abortion, as he was born from the aether. His head was poppin outta the womb of the air, and he got shot 12 times by a rival gang for being born in the wrong block. He ABSORBED THE BULLETS AND FIRED THEM BACK, making his first ever action as a lifeform bein a full gang SQUAD WIPE.
The three wise men found him with his strap and his bands all up on him, waitin on the curbside. He didnt speak a word. The wise men, being very wise of course, saw that he just fuckin MURDERED A WHOLE GANG BY HIMSELF AS AN INFANT FUCKIGN BABY. They saw greatness in this young hoodlum, and they took him into their fold. One of the strongest gangs of them all, the Illogical Mathematical Hypothetical Numerical Lyrical Spiritual Individual Crew. The IMHNLSIC, or sometimes the IMNLHSIC, or even sometimes the MHNSILC, or to normal ass regular dudes without a cranial overload like this art of meowskulls (
) THE CUH CRUSADERS. They would raise him to be the realest ninjaloid this realm has ever seen.
His first ever PSI technique would awaken at age…. 3 days. It was the foundation for what would later become his famous technique, Nigga Stare. One night when he was out with his squad, gang banging, as most 3 days old mfs do, he was concentrating incredibly hard on hittin this drive by. He was staring so hard down the barrel of his draco, that before even firing a shot his targets head EXPLODED. FROM THE SHEER NIGGALATION OF SMALLS STARE, BLUDS HEAD EXPLODED! It was on that day that the streets learned to FEAR this COON CRUSHER.
His second ever technique would form at age…. 3 days. Another iconic smalls ability, that the galaxies would cower from for eons (like 20 years dawg). On another beautiful sunny miserable day in the hood, gang banging again as per usual. I dont think they did much else beside gang bang and rob niggas. He went out AWAY from his squad… alone… into a RIVAL BLOCK! FILLED WITH OPPS ALL OVER! THEY HAD ALLLLL THEIR FIREPOWER AIMED IN ON THIS ONE LIL CUH… Smalls felt overwhelmed. How could he take on so many jit jibbletons all on his lonesome… without his BOYS!??? So in this moment, he realized his boys were with him all along. ***NIGGA CLONE JUTSU***. An entire PLATOON of evil gangsta hood mfs are conjured from the Nigar Realms aether, armed to the death and all jacked up on the percs. They MOWED DOWN THE OPPS WITH IMPUNITY, AND FEASTED ON THEIR FLESH as any respectable gangster does.
Ignorance. Pride. Gangster energy. Shootin up yo homies and cousins cus they wear different colors and live on different blocks. Yknow. Hood shit. This is the fundamental concept that fuels this powerhouse. From the moment he was born, he was a vessel of this unfiltered ignorant energy. I don't even think he truly knows where he got this power. I think this is the reason his ego was so insufferably large.
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